Tuesday, October 24, 2006

I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in. - Mr. Steve Martin, The Jerk

5 comments:

  1. It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

    (Chorus:)
    Where he at
    Where he at
    Where he at
    Where he at

    There he go
    There he go
    There he go
    There he go

    Peanut butter jelly
    Peanut butter jelly
    Peanut butter jelly
    Peanut butter jelly

    Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
    Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat

    Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
    Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat

    (Chorus)

    Now, break it down and freeze
    Now, break it down and freeze
    Now, break it down and freeze
    Now, break it down and freeze

    (Chorus)

    Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)
    Tic tac toe (let's go)
    Tic tac toe (you got it)
    Tic tac toe (let's ride)

    (Chorus)

    Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style

    Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style

    Where he at
    Where he at
    Where he at
    Where he at

    There he go
    There he go
    There he go
    There he go

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  2. Heh... and you call yourself a songwriter

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  3. "He hates these cans!"

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  4. Damn you rrs, I was so going to type that!!!

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  5. Who's the black private dick
    That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
    SHAFT!
    Ya damn right!

    Who is the man that would risk his neck
    For his brother man?
    SHAFT!
    Can you dig it?

    Who's the cat that won't cop out
    When there's danger all about?
    SHAFT!
    Right On!

    They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
    SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
    I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
    THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

    He's a complicated man
    But no one understands him but his woman
    JOHN SHAFT!

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