What I Learned Today (so far)

I learned that, where I live now, you can accidentally fall asleep at 2-something in the morning, wake up in a panic at 5:25am, make a 6:30am on-time flight out of town, and have your bag arrive in your destination city (after a connection, even!) as you do. I don't owe Continental an apology yet, but I am a little impressed.

I also learned that this gentleman is in Washington, DC, and that he has a tuxedo with him. I know this because he was on the second leg of my trip here. Who wants to touch me?

I mean, other than Big Oob. You freak.