White Male Desires Profoundly Intense Ambivalence

Here's my imitation of the southeastern U.S. right now: "Oh my God. OhmiGod, OhmiGod, OhmiGod, Ohmig, Ohmig, Ohmig, og, og, g, g, ...

I’m sure I am like a lot of people who are aghast at what has happened on the gulf coast over the last three days. I was horrified when I r...

1. A tree limb of considerable girth fell moments ago onto my bet-roon window. No damage, but I am pretty sure I will wake to the sound of ...

I don't even know why you would take coffee in the bathroom.

And, I'm sorry? Hurricane Katrina? Sounds like the opening act on the 1985 Falco North American Tour. Can't we do better? Why not...

Seriously.... I get it.... change songs!

Thing #1 - Name that band. Thing #2 - In the style of Warren and Russ... Dear Weather Channel, I realize that you are trying to better ...

Wow. I'm totally not messing around on this. My sleep schedule is completely whacked. At one point in time I would have treated my ins...

Warning: Portions of this post could be deemed flat-out inflammatory. So, please don't get pissed. Just enjoy. For the record, to ma...

When I realized at twenty years old that I wasn’t “very good at waking up,” my Mom shelled out a few bucks for me to get you. You were so y...

There is a great quote from Loretta Lynn which basically said that, in order to succeed wildly in Nashville (or anywhere for that matter) th...

I pulled the entry on Todd's ad, then said, oh what the hell . I guess if I had done that ad, I would have expected it to be all over t...

Adam joins me from Cincinatti today for two and one-half days of revelling in the music business and bitching about why I'm not getting ...

1. That's what makes this fun, so keeps those cards and letters coming in. 2. I finally got comment spammed, so I added the word verific...

I headed out today for a meeting with this guy . I’ve actually been anticipating this meeting since I first let my then-boss know that I was...

Ok, I am officially in a pissy mood. Probably just another side effect of learning to be by myself a lot more. Plus, I'm ready to be w...

This is one of those entries that you post because you haven’t posted in a while and you don’t want to be made an example of. How about a g...

1. This is old as dirt, but I read it in a book again today and thought it was worth revisiting. The following is an actual question given o...

The new M0tley Crue tour is called the "C@rnival of Sins" Tour. That's too much. Oooh scary. Boo!

... this is funny.