I would like to warn all those I will see this Friday that I fully intend to celebrate Stupid Question Day. It's about damn time we had a holiday that celebrates one of the more common occurences in real life. Perhaps Congress will get on board and create more relevant celebrations. I propose:
- Walking Backwards In a Crowd Without Looking First Day
- Saying "Bring On the Gators" When the Game Is Still One Month Away Day
- Pulling Your Goaltender When You're Riding a Fifty-One Game Win Streak Day
- Smoking Marijuana Before A Court-Mandated Drug Test Day
I never appreciated the smartass advice of one too many self-amusing dads from my childhood when they would say, "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." There are stupid questions, and my favorite is:
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
My personal favorite:
ReplyDelete"Are we doing anything today in band?"
Nope. We're just gonna sit here and stare at the wall.
Here's yer sign.
My fav:
ReplyDelete"Uhm, can I ask you a question....?"
Get out of the gene pool NOW, dumba$$!