While he was being interviewed I jerked off on the tv right in Noah's face. Not that it was fun, but it seemed like the right thing to do at the time. And for clarification, I'm talking about *Noah* the basketball player, not *Noah* the drunk that built the ark. Cause that would be wrong.
I hate Florida. I was proud for the SEC for a fleeting second, then I saw Noah doing the chomp and I wanted to urinate on my television. (Again, Noah the basketball player, although I think the other Noah would appreciate the irony of water falling on him...)
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While he was being interviewed I jerked off on the tv right in Noah's face. Not that it was fun, but it seemed like the right thing to do at the time. And for clarification, I'm talking about *Noah* the basketball player, not *Noah* the drunk that built the ark. Cause that would be wrong.
Wow. You really do hate the Gators don't you.
Oh, snap.
I hate Florida. I was proud for the SEC for a fleeting second, then I saw Noah doing the chomp and I wanted to urinate on my television. (Again, Noah the basketball player, although I think the other Noah would appreciate the irony of water falling on him...)
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