Tuesday, October 24, 2006

I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in. - Mr. Steve Martin, The Jerk

5 comments:

Russell said...

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

(Chorus:)
Where he at
Where he at
Where he at
Where he at

There he go
There he go
There he go
There he go

Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly

Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat

Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat

(Chorus)

Now, break it down and freeze
Now, break it down and freeze
Now, break it down and freeze
Now, break it down and freeze

(Chorus)

Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)
Tic tac toe (let's go)
Tic tac toe (you got it)
Tic tac toe (let's ride)

(Chorus)

Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style

Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style

Where he at
Where he at
Where he at
Where he at

There he go
There he go
There he go
There he go

Dave said...

Heh... and you call yourself a songwriter

Chris said...

"He hates these cans!"

georgiagirl said...

Damn you rrs, I was so going to type that!!!

Gunner said...

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHAFT!
Right On!

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
JOHN SHAFT!