SotonightIwenttoasongcritiquedowntown,andyouweresupposedtobring
yourbestChristmassongsoItooktheonlyoneIhad,andIdidn'trealizehow
downrightmiserableitislisteningtonothingbutChristmassongswithtitles
like"MerryChristmasFromIraq"forTWOFREAKINGHOURS!!!"andthepeople
doingthecritiquedidn'tlikemysongwhichIdidn'tfeelthatbadaboutsince
thedudekeptsaying"timesignature"whenhereallymeant"tempo,"andthe
winningsongwascalled"Santa'sBigFatAss,"andnoIamnotkiddingabout
that,butIstillcan'tgetthattwohoursofmylifeback,andinthatregard
Nashvillecompletelysucksrightnow.
(breath)
When I was a teenager, I thought Crystal Bernard was hot. I don't really think so anymore.
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Sorry about that.
But I was impressed that I actually could read all of that without really trying.
btu hye, fcuk nahsvllie. L'il be pu theer in tow wekes adn wl'el eb drnku as siht.
Boo yah.
Crystal Bernard WAS hot when you were a teenager. Unfortunately, Wings was such a bad show it kind of ruined it for everyone.
And "it" does not mean the tempurature.
What he said
Who's Crystal Bernard? *wink*
You're too good to be lumped into such musical fodder.
I know what you were watching on TV last night. I was too. I thought Steve Guttenberg's jolly laugh got annoying after a while.
Seriously, who is Crystal Barnard?
I'm with Big Oob-- who the heck is that?
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