Wednesday, March 15, 2006

And I suppose an off-road vehicle is completely out of the question...

I joined the Memphians and family at this establishment to hear a concert by the finalists of this show, followed by a community viewing of the premiere, and a post-show concert.

Two very strange things happened.

1. Though the taping had been completed a week ago, the word wasn't really out on which contestant was removed from the show by the judges. In order to maintain some level of secrecy or anticipation or whatever, all of the finalists performed before the premiere... including the one who had already been eliminated. We later realized that we should have recognized who was eliminated during the live show, as she removed her shirt Brandi Chastain style as she left the stage.

After the premiere, she was pretty much very wasted, very horny, or very both. We know this because, in the middle of a tune featuring all of the contestants, she proceeded to sit in the lap of the drummer in a style reminiscent of every male's best Cinemax fantasy (Think about it males... playing drums in a band, drinking a beer, and... well - all at once). Somehow, he never missed a beat (no pun intended) and managed to stay right in the pocket with no vision and very limited maneuvering room.

2. We must have been the only people to hear this because our table was the only one that I heard laugh hysterically. How this made the nationally televised show I don't know, but one of the female contestants' taped interview included the question, "What will you do if you win?"

She responded with some of the typical ya ya about "balance" and so on, then made an honest but very whoops kind of statement. After mentioning the money that comes along with a record deal (or so many people think) she said something very similar to, "... though my husband fantasizes about getting a Hummer."

I am still giggling in a very sixth grade sort of way... poor guy.

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