My next bit of total randomness... enjoy.
I had a discussion with a group of people tonight regarding the outcome of the following potential fictional battle: Jesus Christ vs. Spiderman. Everyone was saying Jesus would win, and I swear I don't think they get it! Spiderman can spin webs!!!
Gunner is right about fear. I don't know why it took me this long to realize that everyone else is just as scared as I am, and that no one has the answers. Cheers!
Some females think that the term "girl" is an insult. Please tell all females that you know that I don't utter it as an insult. I think of myself as a boy, and I think of females whom I consider to be roughly of my chronological or emotional age as girls. Plus, woman sounds like it should be on the police blotter or in an Enjoli commercial.
I'm going to hell for the Jesus discussion.
I wrote the following quiz for a girl I've been talking to a lot lately. You can take it yourself, or you can declare me an idiot. Don't care.
Do you prefer:
Sandals or tennis shoes?
Coke or Diet Coke (trick question)?
Paul or John (Beatles, not apostles)?
Surprise gifts that you really didn't need/want or gifts that you knew were coming that you picked yourself?
CNN or Fox News (MSNBC is not a valid answer)?
A guy who's graying or a guy who's balding?
Country or western?
Rhythm or blues?
Milk or honey?
Which of the following do you consider to be true:
"Haste makes waste" or "he who hesitates is lost?"
How about this one?
"Don't sweat the small stuff" or "It's all in the details?"
Random questions:
If someone orders a plain cheeseburger, is it because he is boring, or because he really likes the taste of beef and cheese?
Do you find any validity in this statement: "I would rather be alone than wish I was?"
Last question: Would you rather have a front porch with a swing and rocking chairs, or a back patio with a hot tub? (hint: both might be possible, but for the purposes of the quiz, ya kinda gotta choose).
End of Quiz
I don't seem to be too humorous today. Too bad.
Now be careful out there.
1 comment:
Do you prefer:
Sandals or tennis shoes? Depends if I'm walking a long distance, running, or working out.
Coke or Diet Coke (trick question)? Coke
Paul or John (Beatles, not apostles)? Paul
Surprise gifts that you really didn't need/want or gifts that you knew were coming that you picked yourself? Surprise.... it's the thought that counts
CNN or Fox News (MSNBC is not a valid answer)? hhmm... CNN (not AS biased)
A guy who's graying or a guy who's balding? I'm too young to think that far...
Country or western? Country
Rhythm or blues? Rhythm
Milk or honey? Honey
Which of the following do you consider to be true:
"Haste makes waste" or "he who hesitates is lost?" BOTH
How about this one?
"Don't sweat the small stuff" or "It's all in the details?" According to all my classes "It's all in the details"
Random questions:
If someone orders a plain cheeseburger, is it because he is boring, or because he really likes the taste of beef and cheese? Or he could be allergic!!! jk....I don't know...
Do you find any validity in this statement: "I would rather be alone than wish I was?" Depends on situation
Last question: Would you rather have a front porch with a swing and rocking chairs, or a back patio with a hot tub? (hint: both might be possible, but for the purposes of the quiz, ya kinda gotta choose). Damnit.... I'd have to go for the porch with a swing. The hot tub is less expensive to add on later :)
End of Quiz
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