If I could, I would spend the rest of my life in the shower. I really see only two major problems with this.
1. The logistics of a social life. Let's just say that all relationships would move very quickly.
2. Wrinkles.
On second thought, that's a bad idea. Breathe deep everyone. I will continue to shower once or twice a day, but pledge to you that I will not so much as think of sitting down and getting comfortable.
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